May 2012
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April 2012
8 posts
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Dis. Errrrr…what?
“The gimmick has a purpose that is neither benevolent nor malevolent. The gimmick is just a gimmick. Nothing more.”
What the hell am I talking about?
Things
This week, I have realised some things. I am getting better at:
Burning curry
Confusing French with Korean
Reading Internet cartoons
Doing the washing up
Gluing my fingers together
Not eating enough then eating too much and feeling sick
Freaking out about exams and hand-ins
Posting annoying, self-deprecating posts publicly on the Internet
I am getting worse at:
Dealing with electricity...
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March 2012
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1-0 to the Catholics.
Drunk Guy: (holding the door open for me) Here you are, pal. (hiccups loudly)
Me: Thank you
Drunk Guy: Here mate, are you Catholic?
Me: No, I'm not.
Drunk Guy: Oh right, so what are you then?
Me: I'm not anything, really.
Drunk Guy: Oh right, right, that's cool. Well, have a good night, man, take care.
Me: Thank you, you too.
Subsequently, I hear a bunch of drunks outside my window screaming "Fuck the pope's fenian army."
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One thousand
fingers point
to where the
flag once was,
to know that
I am wrong
and right for
it.
February 2012
8 posts
04h57, Tuesday, Norwich City Centre
Drunk Student: Excuse me…
Me: (taking out my earphones) Yes?
Drunk Student: Can I ask you a question?
Me: Yes.
Drunk Student: What do you do if someone smashed a bottle over your head?
Me: Has someone smashed a bottle over your head?
Drunk Student: Yeah, I'm not bleeding or anything, I don't need to go to the hospital. I just … when I'm at uni tomorrow I don't think I'll be able to stop myself from punching him or something. I mean who smashes a bottle over their mate's head, eh? Who does that?
Me: Well I'm afraid I don't get involved in people's personal affairs, so I couldn't possibly comment. I think you should just go home.
I just want to
…lie in bed eating peanutbutter pancakes, watching Adventure Time.
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Lab meat →
I’d heard about this a while back - sounds like a pretty interesting and potentially awesome idea.
I am, however, concerned by this quote:
“The global demand for meat is expected to rise by 60 percent by 2050, said American scientist Nicholas Genovese”
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“Pain
I guess it’s a matter of sensation
But somehow
You have ways of...”
– “Revenge” from Dark Night of the Soul by Danger Mouse and Sparklehorse
WatchIt came to my attention that there was some nasty clipping noises on this record (particularly in the song “Phobic”). My apologies for a total rookie mistake; it’s my worst nightmare to release something that is below standards in audio quality. I have remastered the entire thing in order to fix this, and believe it is now as it should be. Sadly I cannot fix the problem for...
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January 2012
14 posts
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OUATE DE PHOQUE?!!
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WatchThis album is awesome. Get it down your bones before I grind them and make some soup for my flatmate.
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Katy: You've never seen Indiana Jones?
Me: Nope.
Katy: None of them?
Me: Nope.
6 hours later…
Me: Wow, life makes sense now!
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December 2011
19 posts
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25) →
Genghis Tron (21)
Meshuggah (19)
Radiohead (15)
Old Man Gloom (13)
Mountain Man (13)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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“Reality, this spiteful snake
rearing its ugly head”
– Meshuggah - “This Spiteful Snake”
Tomas Haake
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“Kids today gettin’ old too fast
they can’t wait to grow up so they...”
– Ben Folds - “Bastard”
Ben Folds
What the thunder said.
It’s called being dead.